For every time you’ve concussed yourself while getting out of the car, take comfort knowing that professional athletes suffer similar, if not dumber, injuries around the house. In fact, some of these baseball players should never leave the field.
1. John Smoltz v. The Iron
Though this Hall of Famer will be remembered for his remarkable transition from starting ace to killer closer, he’ll also be dogged by his questionable method of removing wrinkles from clothing. In 1990, Smoltz burned his chest while ironing the very shirt he was wearing.
Winner: The Iron.